Monday, December 03, 2007

Visa, You're Not Slick.

Dear Visa,

I want to talk about our relationship. Yes, I know you hate that, but hear me out. We’ve been together for a long time, and for the most part, I’ve been happy with you. You’ve been there for me in the tough times when I really needed you. But this stunt you pulled last week is just unforgiveable. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about…sneaking in another $3000 on my card in December? Just in time for the Christmas shopping season? Oh did you think I wouldn’t notice? You just want me to live it up so you can charge me a higher monthly payment, don’t you? How underhanded! How opportunistic!

In the past, I’ve overspent. True. But I’ve changed. So I’m going to beat you at your own game. I’m not spending a dime of that. In fact, I should be thanking you because your little greedy trick will actually improve my credit rating by lowering my balance owed ratio. So there.

But I’m still disappointed in you. You could have called or written to tell me of your plans, but no. You went behind my back. You thought i was donut; you tried to glaze me. Now I know that you never cared for me at all.

Regretfully,
Damali

6 comments:

Piscean Princess said...

LOL! Girl you know they be trippin'!!

Damali said...

hey you!! where you been? making wedding plans, i hope.

Piscean Princess said...

yeah, wedding planning & lots of travelling. In the last 4 months I've been to Mexico, NYC, California...and I leave for Australia in a few days.

It's hard out here for a princess! ;-)

Damali said...

NYC?!?!?!? and you didn't holla or email me?!?!? :( :( :(

but congrats on all the travelling. that's fantastic. i've always wanted to go to Mexico and Australia. you go girl!

Piscean Princess said...

Girl I wanted to, but I was only there for 1.5 days, throwing a baby shower. There was no way in the world I could have seen you. The only time I left my girl's house was to go to the restaurant for the shower.

I'll be back in the spring, hopefully for a little longer. I will let you know that time & we'll go to NoBu or something!!

Damali said...

ok i forgive you :) and yes, NoBu it is.

oh and make sure you email me your wedding registry. and don't feel bad about it cuz i'm asking. maybe I just wanna look at it; it don't mean imma buy you anything ;-)